Brian made this to celebrate my new haircut.

He got a lot of things wrong, though.

Say hello to the new hero.

(So far he works great)

 

My imaginary f(r)iend.

 This test...

Your Diagnosis:

 

You are manipulative and demanding, and you expect quite a lot out of a relationship, whether it be friendly or romantic. Furthermore, whether conscious or not, you have a tendency to mediate your attitude toward others in an attempt to get the better of those around you. You are very intelligent, but also suspicious.

 You are responding negatively to a hostile environment or a situation in which you feel you do not have control. There is a rebellious quality to your day to day responses which have not gone unnoticed. In response, you have attempted to avoid situations in which you will lose your temper or become agitated. In all likelihood, you are failing this attempt and have become irrational and angry in public. A feeling of perpetual resentment may result, in which case you will become isolated and unlikeable.

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

- Brandi Snyder -